Lady-Wood-Killer

[12:16] me: have you ever had sex with a fobby guy
[12:18] EC: EW NO
[12:18] EC: i barely have sex with asian guys!! i told u this
[12:18] me: ROFLMAOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[12:18] me: ok its awkward
[12:18] EC: HOW fobby
[12:18] EC: can he speak english
[12:19] me: he can speak english
[12:19] me: but his grammar ....
[12:19] me: ROFLMAOAHHAAHAHHA
[12:19] me: HIS GRAMMAR SUCKS
[12:19] EC: where th hell is he from
[12:19] EC: and that is such a lady-wood-killer
[12:19] me: hes chinese
[12:19] me: but hes been in the states for like his entire life
[12:20] me: it is a lady-wood-killer
[12:20] EC: WHAT
[12:20] EC: wth
[12:20] EC: that shit is not excusable
[12:20] me: lol
[12:20] me: ahhahaahahahahahah
[12:20] EC: is he dumb? lol
[12:21] me: I DONT THINK SO
[12:21] me: hes just...not cultured
[12:21] me: and his english is really subpar
[12:21] EC: or too stuck on his OWN culture
[12:22] me: no i dont think he knows too much about chinese culture
[12:22] me: there was this guy i was seeing kind of
[12:22] me: and at first i thought his fobbiness was cute
[12:22] me: and for the most part, he didnt talk, so i never heard too much english fail.
[12:23] me: but then we started texting and i started to realize that his english ...is pretty bad.
[12:23] EC: nope i can't deal with that
[12:23] EC: even if they're white and can't speak english, nada
[12:23] EC: i'm not a fan of accents
[12:23] me: LOL
[12:23] me: sameee
[12:23] EC: i don't find it super hot
[12:23] me: so like one time he came over and we were just rolling around
[12:24] me: nothing too hot and heavy
[12:24] EC: lol
[12:24] EC: at rolling
[12:24] me: and then he goes: you're so seck-see
[12:24] me: ROFLMAOAHAHAHAHAHAH
[12:24] EC: HAHHAHAHHAHHA
[12:25] EC: OMG that is so chinese fob
[12:25] me: AND I WAS LIKE uhhh
[12:25] me: i was stradling him and i got off and i was like...
[12:25] me: i need to go to the bathroom
[12:25] me: ROFLMAO
[12:25] me: i came back and he was just kinda sitting there
[12:25] EC: HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
[12:25] me: and i sat by him and i was like...:D
[12:25] me: ok.
[12:25] EC: how the hell did u stradle a fob
[12:25] EC: i could not
[12:25] me: what do you want to do now?
[12:25] me: I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THAT FOBBY UNTIL HE SAID SECK-SEE
[12:26] me: IT WASN'T EVEN "YOU'RE"
[12:26] me: it was just YOU SO SECK-SEE
[12:26] EC: HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
[12:27] EC: OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
[12:27] me: and he was like trying to kiss me
[12:27] me: and i was like dudeee SOOO NOT INTO YOU RIGHT NOW
[12:27] me: so i let him massage my back
[12:27] me: and he just kept breathing really hard and like making what seemed to be sex sounds?
[12:27] me: BUT IT WAS AWKWARD
[12:27] me: and so i got up and was like, HEY LETS TAKE A WALK
[12:27] EC: dude the moment has passed