Have you ever had a dream that your dream-self needs to pee but you won't let your dream-self go pee because the dream has been freaken fantastic?
Your dream-self keeps looking for a damn toilet to go sit on so you put up walls or distractions in your dream because you know that if you pee, you may either WET YOUR BED or not return to the awesome dream you were having before you had to pee. Whatever the case, the dream that was once awesome has turned into a dream where you are trying to block your dream-self from urinating. Not so pleasant.
Soon your dream-self becomes so overwhelmed with the need to urinate that it decides to go right there where they are standing which causes you to jolt awake because you don't want to wet your bed.
If this happens, you'll find that it's almost impossible to go back to the original awesome dream.
When I was younger, my dream-self would just pee in my dream and continue on her way back to the awesome dream but then I'd wake up a few minutes later drenched in urine. Ugh. My mom used to get so pissed (hahaha I made a pun!) at me because I couldn't control my bladder.
Sometimes I hate my dream-self.Labels: dream-self, i piss on myself