Life lessons from the best.
S: Do you like pie?
Me: Yum. Pie. Yes.
S: What kind of pie?
Me: Hot pies.
S: Idiot. What kind? (starts listing off endless kinds of pies)
Me: I like apple pie.
S: Well you should eat pie then. After a breakup, I always eat a whole pie by myself with a tub of ice cream.
Me: Er...I don't think I hate myself enough to stuff myself with so much sugar.
S: Just saying. It'll make you feel better.
Me: Yeah, if you think twenty pounds in your mid-section feels nice.
6 hours later...
S: I think you should probably stop dating Korean boys.
Me: *eating my apple pie*
S: They're too emo for you.
Me: *spoons ice cream into mouth*
S: They're oversensitive and needy.
Me: I think you've watched too many k-dramas.
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Pie doesn't make you feel good about yourself. Eating that entire pie and tub of ice cream was a horrible idea. It made me all jittery and restless. And heavy. I walked twice as slow as I normally do and my knees wouldn't stop hurting for weeks.
Also, k-dramas != real life.
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